Meth (Methamphetamine) is an addictive stimulant drug that strongly activates certain systems in the brain. Its effects include respiratory problems, irregular heartbeat, and psychosis resembling schizophrenia. Its long-term use can result in cardiovascular collapse and death. Once made in illegal labs meth can now be made by the do it your self types in as little space as a car’s interior. Using the one-pot method means that meth cooks can make meth in one sealed container (like an empty two-liter pop bottle) which is then flipped upside-down causing the reaction needed to turn several toxic ingredients into meth.
A Missouri woman caught shoplifting at a St. Louis Walmart took the opportunity to cook up some meth. The detained woman started cooking meth in a 20-ounce soda bottle while she was in the store’s holding area. Meth is flammable, so the store was evacuated and temporarily closed as a safety precaution.
In April the cleaning crew at a Boaz, Alabama Walmart found a make-shift meth lab in the one of the women’s public restroom stalls. Police call these a ‘shake and bake’ meth lab. What was turned over to police was 5 empty packets of one of the main ingredients used to make meth pseudoephedrine, a cold or allergy medicine, and a water bottle that contained meth residue. The cold medicine used to make the meth was actually a Walgreen’s brand and not one sold in Walmart.
In December a woman was arrested at a Tulsa, Oklahoma Walmart for walking around the store for several hours collecting chemicals and other ingredients to make meth in a bottle kept in her back-pack.
I personally hate Walmart/Sam’s Club because they’re an evil corporation that is on the wrong side of every social justice issue. Given that I think people who shop at Walmart/Sam’s Club are brain-dead. I find it fitting that meth home brewers would pick this corporation to make their toxic brain killing substance. I like writing social commentary poetry and this peach is ripe for picking.
I really feel sorry for the USA’s biker gangs.
They are losing millions of annual revenue.
That’s because of a new meth dealer
in the country that is way too big to fail.
At this rate bikers may actually have to quit crime
and take on normal boring everyday jobs.
You see make-shift meth labs
are popping up across the country.
They’ve been called, ‘shake and bake’ meth labs
and use basically cold medicine, and a water bottle.
Meth is highly flammable
and quite dangerous to make.
Last December a woman was arrested
at a Tulsa, Oklahoma Walmart
for walking around the store
for several hours collecting chemicals
to make meth in a bottle kept in her back-pack.
In April a cleaning crew working
at a Boaz, Alabama Walmart
discovered a make-shift meth lab
in the store’s women’s public restroom
The cold medicine used to make the meth
was actually a Walgreen’s brand
and not one sold in any Walmart.
That really pissed off Walmart
as they want to be your one stop shopping
for all your portable meth lab needs.
The woman was probably a disgruntled Walmart greeter.
She now hangs out in the bathroom
and every time someone comes in
she says “Welcome to WalMeth!”
Followed by “Can I take your order”: wink wink.
Now a woman was detained for shoplifting
at a St. Louis Missouri Walmart store.
She was placed in a small holding room
unsupervised until police could arrive.
She started cooking meth in a 20-ounce soda bottle
while she was waiting to be arrested by authorities.
She sounds like the kind of girl you hold onto.
The multi-tasking industrious type
with a work ethic you have to admire.
The very next headline you read about her will say,
“prisoner caught building a nuclear reactor while awaiting trial”
I imagine Police arriving walking past cars in the parking lot
with rebel flags and angry bumper stickers with declarations like
“If I had known we’d have this much trouble,
I would have picked my own cotton.”
Cops have now arrested a patron of Walmart
who knows more about chemistry
than the guy in the paint department.
And that is part of what is
wrong with America!
While Walmart security follows elderly black women
around the store you can see the meth heads
putting meth chemicals in with the baby in their buggy.
Walmart’s have always appealed to hillbillies and now
they appeal to high-tech hillbillies who make meth.
Why is it that the same winners that can cook meth at Walmart
and make their own hillbilly fireworks and moonshine
are the ones that cannot pass a high school science class?
What really angered Walmart was the woman violated their
very strict policy against American-made products.
If Walmart had known there was a demand for table top meth labs
they would have already had a Ronco Home Meth Lab Kit
imported from China tainted with lead on their shelves.
Walmart will match anyone else’s advertised price on meth.
Against their own self-interests
people are addicted to Walmart.
So, it should make perfect sense to anyone
that addicts are making drugs in Walmart.
In the end our society
gets the type of criminals
she truly deserves.
Maybe hating Walmart/Sam’s Club is the wrong approach. I am going to take a conservative perspective instead. I will say I want to help Walmart/Sam’s Club not be so co-dependent on taxpayers.
People of Walmart song.
Don’t Shop at Walmart video
“Our goal isn’t to close Wal-Mart down. It is to make it a better, more humane company toward its employees and the communities it is in.” – Robert Greenwald, political activist