Happy New Year!! I wanted to start 2018 with something light.
Here is my first poem of the year.
My friend Bob went to the Grammy Awards.
Better yet, he went to the after party.
He met lots of musicians and was now,
going around name dropping to everyone.
He met: Akon, Bono, Belly, Nelly, Chamillionaire, Chingy,
Common, Daya, Desiigner, Diddy, Dido, Diplo, Drake,
Eminem, Fergie, Flea, Jibbs, Ludacris, Madonna, Meatloaf,
Moby, Mystika, Nas, Offset, Takeoff, Papoose, Piles, Pink,
Pitbull, Questlove, Redfoot, Ringo, Rule, Sade, Seal, Shakira,
Skyblue, Slash, Sting, Taboo, Tonedeaf, Twista, Wale, Xzhibit and Yelawolf,
He shook hands and chatted personally with:
A-Trak, B-Legit, B-Tight, Cardi B, D’Angelo, DMC, DMX,
G-Eazy, Jay-Z, K Camp, MC Hammer, MC Lyte, Ne-Yo,
Pusha-T, T-Pain, T-Swizzel, V-Nasty, Will.i.am, Mike Will Made-It,
LL Cool J, Ice Cube, Ice-T, Vanilla Ice, Snoop Dogg, Nate Dogg and T-Wayne.
Bob claimed all the Lil’s were at the party:
Lil Wayne, Lil B, Lil Biddy, Lil Boosie, Lil ‘C, Lil’ Cease,
Lil Dickey, Lil Debbie, Lil Dirk, Lil Flex, Lil fate, Lil Flip,
Lil Herb, Lil Jon, Lil Keke, Lil Kim, Lil Lachty, Lil’ Louis,
Lil Mama, Lil Mo, Lil’ O, Lil Phat, Lil Ric, Lil Peep, Lil Poopy,
Lil Pump, Lil Reese, Lil Rob, Lil Romeo, Lil Ronnie, Lil Rue,
Lil Scrappy, Lil Troy, Lil Uzi Vert, Lil’ Wil, Lil Wyte and Lil Zane,
All generations were represented by these attendees at the after party:
Baby Bash, Baby Boy Da Prince, Soulja Boy, Kid Cudi, Kid Ink,
Young Buck, Yung Child Support, Young Joc, Young Thug, Yung Tone,
Childish Gambino, Blak Younggsta, School Boy Q, Paperboy,
Juvenille, Da Brat, Big Boi, Big K.R.I.T., Big Pun, Big Sean,
Method Man, Redman, Ol’ Dirty Bastard, Uncle Murda and Chief Keef.
Bob claims these guys were the life of the party:
Bow Wow, Knockerz, Junglepussy, The Creator, The -Dream, The Game.
The Weekend, Dreddy Kruger, Ghostface Killah, Gun Play, Machine Gun Kelly,
Yoyo Honey, French Montana, Chingo Bling, Gudda Gudda, Bhad Bhabie,
Waka Flocka Flame, Fetty Wap, Flo Rida, Peanut Butter Wolf, Riff Raff,
Shaggy 2 Dope, Rich Homie Quan,Del Tha Funky Homosapien, SpongeBozz,
Dr, Dre, Dr. Luke, Lady Gaga, Iggy Pop, The Edge and Marilyn Manson.
Bob said that musicians not in attendance included:
Patti Smith, Will Smith, Jaden Smith, Sam Smith, Howard Jones, Mick Jones,
Rickie Lee Jones, Steve Miller, Jack Johnson and Joe Jackson.
“Birthplace of a new year is in the heart of hope” ~ Munia Khan