Traits: Constantly ticked off because I’m constantly aware of so much to be ticked off about. Snarls at pretense and bites at hypocrisy and conformity out of a healthy sense of outrage.
Skills: I like to write though I have been told what I do is not writing but typing.
Accomplishments: Completed an as yet unpublished book of poetry entitled, “Working-class Poetry Written at Work to be Read at Work.” One publisher said it was both good and original; but the part that was good was not original and the part that was original was not good. Another said this book of poetry should not be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.
Obstacles in Life: The biggest obstacle to the progress of the human race is the human race.
Politics: I’m an Anarchist who knows that conservatives do for bullshit what Stonehenge did for rocks.
Dealing with stress: The last straw would not have broken the camel’s back had not the other straws been there!
Work ethic: Half a loaf is better than no loaf.
Fears: None, I’m like the curious cat, before curiosity kills it, the cat learns more of the world than a hundred uninquisitive dogs.
Philosophy: Always changing and opened to new ideas. I hate the English school of thought that has explanations for every event. How would they explain Barbara Streisand in Yentil?
Ideal job desired: Visionary of the Avant Garde, Minister of Subculture or Poet Laureate.
References: “Jim is a vital natural resource.” -Gale Norton Interior Secretary
“Jim has a brilliant grasp of reality.” -Dr. Timothy Leary
“Jim is one enlightened spirit.” -Gandhi
“Jim opposes guns and doesn’t need to carry a pistol because he is a pistol.” -Charlton Hesston President of the NRA
“Talking to Jim is a cosmic vertical roller coaster mind-altering orgasm for your brain.” -Einstein