James Dobson says the Obama’s transgender guidelines
are an effort to sow chaos in order to impose tyranny.
Elbert “Gene” Spriggs is founder of the Twelve Tribes,
preaches that black people are meant for slavery
and that all homosexuals should be put to death.
The church also believes in the subjugation of women
and in severally beating and abusing children.
Wayne Bent founder of Lord Our Righteous Church,
was convicted of criminal sexual contact of a minor
in 2008 and was sentenced to 18 years in jail.
Graham Caprill former leader of Christian Herald New Zealand,
was sentenced to nine-year in prison after multiple charges
of child sexual abuse against girls under twelve.
Jung Myung Seok South Korean religious sect leader and founder
of Providence was convicted for raping several of his followers.
Ervil LeBaron leader of a group of polygamous Mormon fundamentalists,
was convicted of involvement in the murder of two people
and plotting to kill another person in 1981.
Jeffrey Lundren head of a branch of the break away
Reorganized Church of Latter Day Saints,
was executed in 2006, for multiple murders.
Reverend Jim Jones leader of the Peoples Temple
committed suicide with a gun after he orchestrated
the mass suicide cyanide poisoning
of 909 of his followers including 304 children.
Heaven’s Gate founder Marshall Applewhite, and 38 of his followers
committed suicide in order to abandon their terrestrial forms
and gain access an imagined UFO behind comet Hale-Bopp.
Fred Phelps the leader of Westboro Baptist Church
protested at the grave sites of our soldiers killed in the Middle East.
He said they were being killed by God because of the acceptance of gay rights.
Swami Premananda of Tiruchirapalli an Indian religious leader,
was convicted and sentenced to two life sentences
for the rape of 13 girls and murder in 2005.
Paul Schafer the former head of Chile-based Colonia Dignidad
was convicted and sentenced for sexually abusing 25 children.
Yahweh Ben Yahweh the head of Nation of Yahweh,
convicted for Federal racketeering charges
and conspiracy involving 14 murders.
Dwight York head of Nuwaubianism, was convicted in 2004
of multiple RICO, child molestation, and financial reporting charges
was convicted and sentenced to 135 years in prison.
Jim Baker creator of PTL was convicted of fraud and conspiracy charges
after illegally soliciting millions of dollars from his followers.
Luc Jouret a founder of the Order of the Solar Temple was convicted
in Canadian Federal Court of conspiring to buy illegal handguns.
Henry Lyons Former President of National Baptist Convention USA,
was convicted for both racketeering and grand theft.
Sun Myung Moon –Leader of the Unification Church,
was imprisoned for criminal tax fraud in the 1980s
Benny Hinn admits that he’d like to kill his critics
with a “Holy Ghost machine gun.”
His wife Suzanne tells churchgoers, “You know what you need?
A Holy Ghost enema right up your rear end.”
Canadian-born televangelist Todd Bentley says that God told him
to kick a woman in the face in order to heal her.
Kenneth Copeland a billionaire preaches the prosperity gospel.
He claims there is something wrong if a Christian doesn’t become rich.
Televangelist Mike Murdock asks his TV viewers to donate $1,000.
He says that if you donate with a credit card God will erase the donor’s debt.
In 1991 Jimmy Swaggart’s second prostitute-related scandal occurred.
He was pulled over driving erratically and his passenger was a prostitute.
Swaggart told his church, “The Lord told me it’s flat none of your business.”
I haven’t even gotten to the Catholic priest pedophiles.
It’s hard to take God seriously with these crazies for representatives.
Let’s look at this insanity from a business perspective.
God you need to view these tragic happenings as a businessman.
You’ve hired some really terrible people as employees.
You would think that the inventor of humans
would be the ultimate Human Resource Director.
You may do other things well but you need training at hiring.
Why aren’t you learning from your mistakes and growing as a boss?
One subpar employee can throw an entire business into disarray.
Bad hires create lower morale, interruptions to the businesses work flow
and negative perceptions about the business, all of which negatively affect
daily productivity and service quality in the end.
God, you need to give your hires clear performance objectives.
You’ve got to do some damage control before believers
decide to jump ship and shop around for a competing deity.
Get rid of these evil employees who say they represent you.
Make an example of them to get other employee’s attention.
Perhaps, spontaneous combust them at a meeting of all your employees.
If feeling more compassionate, give them some type of severance package,
and a retirement plan and permanent vacation in the lowest region of Hell.
It is time to get your business back on track before it’s too late.
I don’t really want to attend your going out of business sale.
I don’t need any used halos, trumpets, harps, angel gowns
or souvenir pieces of Saint Peter’s rusty gate.
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