Papa John blamed protesting players in the NFL
because his game time pizza sales fell.
Pizza Hut said they saw no drop in clientele.
The NFL players, black and white knelt in unity,
angry about cops shooting blacks with impunity.
Papa was only concerned with sales opportunity.
Papa worried about making the megabuck
said when he was a young Indiana buck
blacks were dragged behind a pickup truck.
He then proceeded to use the N word
which was recorded when it was heard
and he was dismissed from Chairman of the Board.
“Awful pizza, awful person. Papa John”.
Papa John’s has now been replaced by rival Pizza Hut
as the “official pizza of the NFL, that’s the scuttlebutt.
American Nazis want to make Papa John’s
the official pizza of white supremacists.
They want the name changed to Papa Adolph’s.
Add the slogan, “At Papa Adolph’s
we put the sauce in swastika.”
It will be made from white bread
and feature a crust like a border wall.
Hearing these Nazis speak, you think
so much for “white genetic superiority.”
Much like the GOP and Trump
Papa will not denounce the Nazis.
As pizzas go, Papa John’s is a felony
against all your taste buds.
Papa John is just as shitty as his pizza.
I’m all for Nazis eating shitty pizza.
Deplorable pizza for deplorable people.
Papa, worth $720 million won’t go away and be silent.
He penned a letter to his former employees.
It might have been written from the desk of his
$20 million 40,000 sq. ft. Kentucky castle
featuring a 22 car garage
complete with car wash
and a motorized turntable driveway.
Or it could have been written from
his $6 million condo in Naples. Florida
or his $23 million condo in Deer Valley, Utah.
Perhaps, he wrote it in his Citation 750 Jet
the fastest civilian business jet in the world.
The note to his former employees is because
Papa John was betting that they’d have his back.
It said, “Know that in every minute of every day
you are all in my thoughts and prayers.”
He cares about his employees so much that he fought
against healthcare and a minimum wage raise for them.
He cut his employee’s hours so he wouldn’t have to pay
health insurance when Obamacare was implemented.
He’d prefer his employees sneeze and cough
all over your pizza than help them to see a doctor.
It’s now the official “employees you can die
before we help you with health care pizza.”
Less healthcare bigger mansion, Papa John’s.
Papa thinks his pizza is so damn wonderful
that consumers will overlook his public racism.
Papa could have done wonderful things with his money.
Like rival the late, Mike Ilitch founder of Little Caesars.
Ilitch paid Rosa Parks’ rent for the last 11 years of her life.
That is a real contrast to greedy racist Papa John.
There are local pizza shops that need your business,
and don’t force you to eat racist crap
as a topping on your pizza.
Let me be very precise
and offer this advice:
Boycotting Papa’s crap pizza is no sacrifice.
It’s better to buy a local fresh pizza slice,
as you’ll think you’re in paradise
and be striking a blow for Civil rights.
“Pizza makes me think that anything is possible.” – Henry Rollins