The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention
recommends men consume two drinks or less per day
and women have one daily drink or less.
The CDC stated alcohol intake raises your cancer risk.
No one is proposing limits on alcohol consumption.
It is just a health recommendation for people to consider.
Not long-ago conservative media was telling us
Biden was going to ban hamburgers.
as part of his climate initiative.
Some people were dumb enough to believe it.
Now, that same media has moved on
to the new lie about a mandate banning alcohol.
They treated these alcohol health recommendations,
as if they were totalitarian decrees from President Biden.
Right-wing media warned of arrest, torture,
and confinement in re-education camps
if you violated a mandate on two drinks per day.
Upon hearing this idiotic alcohol restriction BS,
one of the GOP’s biggest propagandists,
Ted Cruz jumped on the media spin bandwagon.
He immediately appointed himself Moron Czar.
He cracked the top off a Shiner Bock beer
and theatrically threw the cap on the ground,
He stated, President Biden could kiss his ass
for telling him how many beers to drink.
Ted, I do not think you drink nearly enough.
Yes, Rafael, I want you to drink more beer.
Any of it, all of it, all the time
from morning to midnight.
Finish it off with that cheap Vodka
the kind you can buy in gallon jugs.
The kind all you traitorous Republican’s drink
because it supports your hero Putin’s economy.
No one can drink enough to stomach Senator Cruz.
Not even Rudy who has two drinks every hour.
Perhaps, Rafael is not really such an ass.
Maybe it’s been the booze-talking all along.
He should talk about genuine issues with his Texas constituents.
Like the problems farmers are having with three months
of drought and record-breaking summer temperatures.
I’m waiting for FOX News-watching sheep
to show up at hospitals with alcohol poisoning.
All because they tried drinking fifty beers to own the libs.
We can fix this BS spin in no time at all.
Tell conservatives that alcohol is a plant-based liquid.
They’ll all be at AA meetings the next day.
A law limiting or banning beer or any alcohol
will never be enacted as Supreme Court,
Justice Brett “I love beer” Kavanaugh
will declare any such law unconstitutional.
Yeah, all the medical evidence suggests that alcohol
has multiple adverse health effects.
We are still free to drink until our livers explode,
Cruz knows that but he’s an elite
pretending to be one of the guys.
They can’t hammer Biden on his performance so
they just have to gaslight and make shit up.
Just like they did with Obama.
Remember the outrage of Obama wearing a tan suit?
Conservatism is just perpetual outrage in search of a reason.
Conservatives have some nerve talking about rights,
They are busy banning books and taking away
women’s reproductive rights all around the country.
I want to get mad about this gaslighting
but Food Pyramid Gestapo are at my door.
“Gaslighting are lies with a purpose to confuse and control.” ― Tracy Malone
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