He declared that the Golden Rule is for suckers
And that the meek shall not inherit the world.
He lives by the idea that greed is good.
He justifies wars as they’re good for the economy.
He’s OK with the raping of Mother Nature
As the bitch has natural resources he wants.
He thinks that scientists are whiny little punks.
He’s here to smote political correctness
And social justice warrior snowflakes.
He’s for banning every book except the Bible.
He wants the Ten Commandments in every courtroom
And Nativity Scenes featured in every town square.
All paid for at the taxpayer’s expense,
Regardless of their religious affiliation.
He believes in American exceptionalism
And that white Americans should never apologize
For anything or too anyone ever.
He’s dressed from head to toe in cammo
And drives a huge gas guzzling jacked up SUV,
Spewing tons of carbon dioxide everywhere he goes.
He’s got the swagger of John Wayne
And the soulless smirk of Bruce Willis.
He’s got so much American pride bluster
That he has no room left for empathy.
He’s a back woods, home schooled militia man.
Pseudo Special Forces meets fake Seal Team Six.
He says he can kill with his bare hands.
He can’t be persuaded to change
By talk of eternal damnation.
He’s not interested in an afterlife in Heaven
Because he’s heard it’s a gun-free zone.
“Masculinity is not something given to you, but something you gain. And you gain it by winning small battles with honor.” ~ Norman Mailer
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