Life is so damn easy for me.
I don’t have to plan for the future because
Pat Robertson says Armageddon is coming.
Until then, I don’t have to hear any dirty language
what with radio having ten second delays,
and the Christian Coalition censoring network TV.
The Motion Picture Association
is rating all the current movies.
I’ve got convenient stores making sure
I don’t have access to X-rated magazines.
I’ve got corporations like Walmart
making sure I can’t buy CD’s
with offensive song lyrics
or negative comments about Walmart.
Facebook will monitor my posts so that
I don’t violate any community standards.
Like negative comments about Mark Zuckerberg.
Twitter will ensure that I don’t point out
what an utter clown Elon Musk is.
I’ve got televangelists like Jim Baker
and the late Jimmy Swaggart telling
me how to be a great husband.
I’ve got Hershel Walker and Nick Cannon
to show me how to be a great dad.
I’ve got the Kardashians to reveal how
a good American capitalist family behaves.
I don’t have to worry about the economy
because we have that trickle-down economics
that has been working so well for the middle-class.
I don’t have to worry about my kid’s safety
because their classroom displays the US flag
and the Ten Commandments.
The school board will also make sure the
students don’t learn the real racist history
and the genocidal nature of our country.
The school library will also protect my kids,
from immoral books like; Huckleberry Finn,
Alice in Wonderland or To Kill a Mockingbird.
Politicians have realized that education and facts
are kryptonite to American citizens.
I don’t have to follow world events.
I’ll just get an unbiased view of them from
FOX News, OAN, infowars or QAnon.
I’m sure former drug addicts like
Rush Limbaugh or Glenn Beck
will give me the truth on right-wing radio.
I don’t have to fret about clean air or water.
As, I’m sure that the corporate CEO’s that own
our politicians and make up every president’s cabinet
have the people’s best interests at the heart of every policy.
With the Supreme Court protecting Citizen’s United,
corporations can buy our political representatives even easier.
That’s a good thing as I don’t have the funds to purchase any.
We don’t have to waste time voting anymore.
The Supreme Court Injustices can select our presidents.
That is great as redistricting eliminated so many
polling places, long lines and the need for bottled water.
Afterall, the idea of elections was getting too controversial.
An ex-president wants to simplify our life even further.
He wants to suspend that pesky old Constitution
and just make him ruler for life.
That president’s first executive order
made the life of my financial adviser easier.
That adviser can now push any investment
that enriches his firm instead of benefiting clients.
Evangelical ministers now support the evilest candidates.
That has made it easier for Christians to ignore
the peace and love teachings of Jesus Christ.
The answer to violence and death by guns.
is simplified by just saying thoughts and prayers.
Everything is simple and on cruise
and the destination is Armageddon.
Enjoy the ride as the trip will be short.
“We’re all going to die, all of us, what a circus! That alone should make us love each other but it doesn’t. We are terrorized and flattened by trivialities, we are eaten up by nothing.”
― Charles Bukowski